thatgirlwithfeels:

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pleaseexorciseme:

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

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Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

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He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

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brooklyn99fanatic:

timgayterson:

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

generally one of televisions best openings

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

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righteoussness:
“ radical-eirini:
“me
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question: where did this lil baby prole get all these anti-authoritarian rats at
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righteoussness:

radical-eirini:

me

question: where did this lil baby prole get all these anti-authoritarian rats at

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fangirlinginleatherboots:

teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults

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positive-memes:
“ programmerhumour:
“Pure savage
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Girls can be coders too”

positive-memes:

programmerhumour:

Pure savage

Girls can be coders too

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trashboat:
“ uglythug:
“Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….
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brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge
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trashboat:

uglythug:

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

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teamgalactica:

teamgalactica:

people with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes are so pretty.. fantastic combination…

god i never realised how little people with dark brown hair n eyes get complimented until i made this post and discussed it with one of my friends, you guys dont get appreciated as much as you should and im glad that this small post meant something to you, youre all lovely

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